Tiddles and Bits...

These are things that I recently heard that made me smile. Thought I would share them:

"The whole point of games is that there is a winner, a first place. You want a second best surgeon operating on you? No, you want the very best. And second best is mediocre and to settle for mediocrity is--- is frankly a sign self-loathing and sub-standard work ethics." - Christina Yang, Grey's Anatomy

You know you're from HOUSTON if:
1. You know what a feeder road is...
2. You know the entire Insurance Depot jingle
3. You’re an extremely defensive driver
4. You like eating at any of the Pappas restaurants
5. You refer to all freeways by there numbers (i.e. 45, 10, 288, 59, 610, 249, 290 etc.)
6. You’re not used to pedestrians crossing the street, especially since EVERYBODY in Houston has a car.
7. Road construction has become a part of daily life.
8. When it actually gets cold enough to "Freeze" in the winter, everybody makes a big deal about it.
9. Humidity is normal to you.
10. The weather advisories at the bottom of your screen on local television either 1. Don’t scare you, or 2. Annoy you because they're interrupting your program.
11. You’re obsessed with the ASTROS!!!!